Oh Fuck, I Almost Cared Grumpy Bastard Socks

A near-emotional experience. Tragic. Slip these on and strut through life with the perfect blend of sarcasm and couldn't-care-less energy. These socks are for the man who almost cared… but then remembered he has better things to do, like avoiding people and perfecting his resting "not my problem" face. Made from comfy as hell cotton and stitched with zero actual concern, they're ideal for office meetings, awkward family dinners, or anytime someone expects you to care. Comfy. Cocky. Completely over it. Machine washable. Emotional availability not included. Packed in a luxury box with ribbon pull tag Woven with a blend of combed cotton, nylon for strength and durability, and elastane for stretch. OSFM - Men's shoe size 8-12