Fun Fact: I Don't Fucking Care Grumpy Bastard Socks

Because curiosity is dead, and so is your care. Slide these on and let the world know you’re not interested in their life story, weekend plans, or gluten-free banana bread recipe. These socks are made with soft cotton and hard truths — mainly that your interest levels are nonexistent. Perfect for meetings you didn’t ask for, conversations you never started, and people who think oversharing is a personality trait. Comfortable. Confrontational. Cold as ice. Machine washable — unlike your tolerance. Disclaimer: May cause offended looks, awkward silences, and envious admiration. * OSFM - Men's shoe size 8-12 * Made with a blend of combed cotton, nylon for strength and durability, and elastane for stretch. * Packed in a luxury box with ribbon pull tag.